-soft sigh-
It’s been sort of a long day, I’m really tired. Burned my thumb and pointer finger at work :/ That sucked. Mmm.
Rant
“Bitch” and “Skank” and stupid shit like that aren’t even fucking insults anymore. They’ve been turned into jokes. Cussing someone out doesn’t make you an adult. Threatening to beat someones ass doesn’t make you an adult. Typing like a 12 year old doesn’t make you an adult. You look like a fool. Don’t you dare try to say you’re more mature than someone else when you’re typing like a 12 year old and acting like a 12 year old. Arrogant.
Sister.
Best friend of almost 13 years.
You claim you’re an adult… you are never truly going to grow up. Cussing people out of facebook and talking trash is not “being an adult” … You couldn’t disappoint me anymore than you’ve already managed. I don’t even know why I stay around anymore.
when people unfollow you and you’re left wondering which post was the final straw
(via needlepointheart)
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:
Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
(via toseyrosey)
So, my fiance is REALLY into dragons, loves them. Well, me and some girlfriends were talking about babies and all that stuff and the “Where do babies come from talk” when this awesome thought occurred to me.
So, I texted my fiance and was like: “Can we tell our kids they…
I even got my parents to go along with it. My mom was like “Yeah, I can tell them I remember the color of the egg and everything”


